Ladies, Please Brace Yourselves

I know you've all been waiting for this important announcement, so please prepare yourself.

The Paris Hilton shoe collection is here.

And yes. Yes, it is as bad I had feared. If you are actually interested, you can click here to view all of these overpriced, cheaply made, tacky shoes in their full glory.

These shoes give faux leather a bad name.

Blech!