Eeeewwww!!!

I just wanted to see if you were awake this Monday morning. Like a shot of espresso, these monstrosities will totally jolt you into heart-pounding awakeness (awakeness???).



I can't even think what to compare these too. They're sort of like a bad combo of the 70's and the Frankenstein monster being attacked by the Wolfman.

I mean, seriously, WTF?

Roberto Cavalli, I can find no redeeming qualities in this shoe. And especially not the price - $495 down from a shocking $956! Worse yet, these are only available in my size.

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