Eeeewwww!!!

I am seriously at a loss for words here. Yeah, it's midnight and all but what the heck are these monstrosities and why did someone think they were a good idea.

No seriously, what is the deal here?





I just can't even comprehend them. I'm speechless.

Veronique Branquinho booties (or sandals or platforms or something) - $575 at Saks