Eeeewwww!!!

When I first saw these I was totally horrified. Not only because they are just terrible in their own right, but that they were made by Giuseppe Zanotti, whose shoes I often am undeniably in love with. What does this mean? Is there something within their genetics that links them to shoes I actually like.

No! No! No! It cannot be true.




These look like they only belong on the feet of Darkness from Legend (yeah, I liked it. It was before Tom Cruise turned into a nutcase.) Who, while very cool and wicked, does not possess daintly slyph-like feet.



These horrors cost a mere $800. That may be even scarier than the shoes!