I'm kind of scared to admit this... a shoe list

So I was just over on the Shoewawa site and they asked the eternal shoe lover question:
How many pairs of black shoes do you own?

So I started my list - no going up-stairs and checking for sure. Here's what I came up with off the top of my head:

1. Black boots low
2. Black boots high
3. Black boots with corset lacing on back
4. Black heeled mary janes
5. Black Jimmy Choo corset sling backs
6. Black patent Manolo Mary Janes
7. Black Alexander McQueens open-toe heels with organza roses
8. Black jeweled flats
9. Black ankle-tie sandals
10. Black Aerosoles with big silver buckle
11. Black t-strap heels
12. Black ankle strap heels with creme flowers
13. Black espadrilles
14. Black vintage chunky heels
15. Black oxfords
16. Black patent with acrylic heels
17. Black peep-toe suede Louboutin heels
18. Black peep-toe leather heels
19. Black glitter pointy flats
20. Black patent loafers
21. Black satin dressy heels
22. Black satin kitten heels
23. Black cotton Chinese mary janes
24. Black Yvea Saint Laurent Tribute sling-back heels
25. Black Dolly Dagger Shoe Missy "award" heels
26. Black with white polka dots heel by Shoe Missy
27. Black and burgundy wing-tip chunky mary janes
28. Black patent wood platform peep-toe slingbacks
29. Black sneakers
30. Black double strap mary janes
31. Black 40's style platform ankle-strap
32. Black heeled slides with rhinestone hearts
33. Black polka-dot wellies
    

Those are all I can remember off the top of my head and these are the ones that are predominantly black - not another color with black as an equal or an accent.

Yikes! Thirty-three!

Um, is that just wrong? Or so very right.